June 2012
1 post
May 2012
29 posts
List of fictional medicines and drugs →
"dot tumblr dot com" is the new "that'd be a great...
Keeping that in mind, I have accumulated the following Tumblr subdomains, which I may or may not use for content. Most of the following subdomains have no content, unless noted.
Brain Aroma
Dildo Medium
Foggy Bovids
Hypothetical Television Set
Jesus Rides a Dildo (inexplicably, “Dildo Jesus” was already registered)
Luck and Dexedrine
Perpetual Sheep Generator
...
“Seems impossible to have civilized debate [on Fox]. Ignorant,vicious abuse...”
– An interpretation of what Rupert Murdoch said.
Cookies of Catan (or: Sweet Settlers)
I’m part of a small group of four that plays Settlers of Catan whenever we get together (we strive for a game every couple of months or so). Last time we convened, we noticed Pizza of Catan, which we thought was interesting, but lacked ambition. Likewise, this gingerbread version is beautiful, but we thought we could improve.
Bring on the candy
The goals were simple: make it beautiful,...
April 2012
11 posts
“Correction: April 11, 2012
An earlier version of this article misstated the...”
– Fanfare for the Comma Man.
Hubie Stubert:
We did try free markets. It led to boom-bust cycles that typified the American economy for generations. We have assisted markets now, that have been manipulated to the favor of the largest players, who have gamed the system to the point of near collapse that bilked that system into covering private losses on a grand scale.
What we need are markets that allow folks to fail.
...
You'd Think It'd Last Longer →
Jordan Powers, 18, told ABC News that when her now former boyfriend, Christopher Hooker, called her from jail she told him, “We’re done.”
Hooker, 41, was arrested Friday on suspicion of sexually abusing a different student more than a decade ago.
Man Finds Picasso Original In Thrift Store →
List of nicknames used by George W. Bush →
Staff
Big Time, Vice - Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States of America
Izzy, Altoid Boy - Special Assistant Israel Hernandez (for his role as provider of breath mints to the President on the campaign trail)
Boy Genius, Turd Blossom - Senior Advisor Karl Rove
Condi - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
The World’s Greatest Hero - Secretary of State Colin Powell...
Squishy →
March 2012
23 posts
Mitt Romney is having an elevator for cars... →
It’s the sort of thing us regular people would do if we had a bank account similar to the GDP of Micronesia.
New Ruins: Calgary Recreated in Sim City 2000 →
“Excuse me, miss, but you left something off my bill—YO’ TELEPHONE NUMBAH!”
– East Side Mario’s @ Chinook Mall, Calgary AB (2008)
That’s probably not what they mean by “Customer Service”…
(via gkmiles)
This is a terrible infographic →
